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Monday, November 28, 2005

A Mayor and his "Lie-berry"

I received a phone call today from the Mayor of Lake Mississippi, wherever that is at, and he wanted to know the names of the companies that were down here for the Katrina clean up. I started to tell him to call the mayors office and he cut me off by saying I tried to the 6254,which is the mayors #, and I keep getting the Lie-berry. Now what in the hell is a LIE-BERRY. It's people like him that gives us Mississippi folks a bad name. Everyone is under the impression we are retarded and bare foot and pregnant. Well I live on the coast and we are not like that. I cannot speak for the rest of the state but I can for us Gulf Coast people. I damn sure know our mayor doesn't call the library a LIE-BERRY for god sakes.

I know I call a wreath and wreef..but that all stems back from a joke a long long time ago from this guy I knew who pronounced anything ending with a TH as a F.

Example:

Tooth= Toof
Wreath=Wreef
Teeth= Teef

and so on..you get the point so now it is out of habit that I do that. Anyway back to my ranting. THIS WAS A FREAKING MAYOR PEOPLE...A MAYOR... I still can't believe it. I am in utter awe. The bitch that I am I am surprised I didn't say you mean library. What a goof ball!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous V said...

He's probably a mayor to a town of 5. :)

My dad calls the toilet a TUR-LETT.....drives my mom NUTS!!! It's his Northern PA, slovak upbringing momma's doing! She also says YOUS......you's.....

11/29/2005 2:34 PM  
Blogger April said...

dude. i hate people that pronounce TH's like F's. grrrr...

my biggest peeve is instead of asking someone, they are axing someone. double grrrrr....

xoxoxoxo

11/29/2005 3:33 PM  

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