OY! Is that pink eye?

Mason came home from daycare with pink eye on Wednesday. My poor little man. It started in his right eye. By that night it was in both eyes and they were closed shut. He's had 5 doses of eye drops and it looks better but still pretty bad. These pics didn't do it any justice in person.


At least he still has the since of humor even though he tells me his "eyes are going out"

Conversation with a 3 year old at the dinner table:

Mason: Daddy My eyes are going out
Daddy: No they're not man
Mason: Yes huh because they all sticky and I can't see. See!! ( as he his trying to bat them towards his daddy)




and then....and then there is monkey see monkey do..Melana
Bless her heart she wants me to take a picture of her "pink eyes"

Let's Humor her shall we?

What the hell is that face? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

3 "Birfday's" in 1 Day!!

*AHEM* I will be expecting the Mother of the Year award because being the most fantastic mother in town I managed to take my chil-ren to 3 birthday parties in one day. All of them back to back. 11:00, 1:00 and 3:00. By the time the 3:00 party rolled around I was just as cranky as the kids. It was fun for them though and they were pooped.







Mason had his first sleepover on Saturday with Mikey ( Elizabeth's little boy). He was so excited to go stay and play with Mikey and Bella. Eliz reports they had a good time and Mason was good. She also told me he didn't wake up until 8 am. NOW if his little bootay was at home he would have been up at the butt crack of dawn. Little shit. How dare him sleep in when he is at someone else's house. Melana went and stayed with Honey. (My mom) and O'Neil and I went for round 2 of the redneck races. Yes folks I went back, BUT this time I wasn't as dressed up as the first time. It was still cold as hell out there.

Travis raced his car (Travis is O'Neil's twin..hehehe)and he came in fourth so that was really good. This is only his 3rd or 4th time racing. He is trying to talk O'Neil into racing also. If that happens I guess I'll be a regular at the redneck races. Would I be considered a redneck now? It is pretty fun though to watch the wrecks. That's what I like.


Travis's racing in the feature


This was a wreck that happened right in front of us on the last lap. That's gotta piss ya off!

Well that is enough of my ramblings nothing exciting to report. Until next time..I'm Outta here

Invititations are DONE!!!

Tonight was quite eventful. Jonnine (the bride) came over to give me the last 53 addresses to complete my task of doing her wedding invites. Then she decides she wants to wax seal the back of all 160 something invitations...That was a chore but we got them done with no wax to spare. I wish I could have recorded how many times I burnt the shit out of my fingers. That crap is harder than it looks but I am now a professional Wax sealer. We sealed every one of those invitations with 8 sticks of wax for a grand total of 3.25 hours straight. **taking a bow**
I do not want to see that crap for a long time. So please don't ask....j/k

This was before greta got her groove on:

Yeah don't laugh...

This is the finished product AFTER getting my groove going and an assembly line going:

Now that's what I call a wax seal.

Then I got this wild hair up my arse to let's go ahead while I was on a roll and get the table toppers knocked out:

BRIDE & GROOM:

I just added some prima flowers to spice it up because it sure was bland. (This is my fav)

Various toppers around the reception tables:

Pictured here are just 3 but I did about 23 front and back have quotes and things regarding weddings from a Quotables book and of course I had to add the flowers once again.

A random topper that I spiced up also:

This one is my 2nd favorite.

total time spent tonight was 6 hours doing everything but they are COMPLETE! WOOOO HOOO BABY! Now I can rest and not be so grouchy or as Melana says Grunchy.

Quick recap:

5 different fingers burned with wax about 10 times
Over 100 invites and envelopes printed, stuffed, and wax sealed
1 invite that has to be redone because I messed the seal up so horrific it was just no saving it. (Very first one I did)
1 pedicure done on my crusty feet. It had been 10 weeks since they were done. That is just unacceptable.

Folks I leave you with this pic for your viewing pleasure. Don't be jealous my piggies are looking better than yours these days....BWHAHAHAHA!



I am back in full force!!

I'm Still alive!!

I have been keeping up with everyone who post but I haven't had the time nor the energy to do posting of my own. I have had to do 150 wedding invites for a friend of mine who is getting married on April 15th. Yes that's right around the corner and I am only 1/2 done. I have all the invitations printed but none of the envelopes printed. I started last night and guess what? the disk she gave me with all the address on them is blank. Yppers that's right...blank...it's one thing after another so until i get that finished I have no time of my own. However, I have been stalking everybody's blogs from work. I shall return after the commercial break,
mm-kay!!

Peace out, word, holla!!

Weekend Recap

Mason was sick on Thursday and Friday so he stayed out of school with Maw Maw. Saturday he was feeling much better so we took the kids to the St. Patty's Day parade with Elizabeth and her crew. We had a bunch of fun.

Mason and Bella patiently waiting for the parade to start

As we are sitting in the stands waiting we , of course, are people watching and what do we see coming down the street....

2 guys who thought they should be on the front cover of GQ or Esquire...may I tell you they were skank...It was like 40 degrees with the wind blowing like hell and they are walking with their shirts open and sleeves torn off...(the other guy you can't see) PUHLEEZZEEE!! We we impressed..can't you tell?

I will spare you with pics of the parade floats..not really important..however I will share some others

Can't you tell O'Neil is just sooo happy to be there? After all his years as a police officer he HATES and I mean HATES parades...Now that he is out of that career (thank god)I most of the time drag him with me as he is kicking and screaming, moaning and groaning...but he comes along like the good trooper he is....and it doesn't help he don't like his picture taken (but will ask me why he isn't on my blog) ughhhh hello that requires your picture taken ...DUH!! hehehe anyway

This is what I put up with on a daily basis..This is my "angel with attitude" I said "Melana say cheese" and this is what I got

She's such a little squirt!

She loves to have "pretty's" in her hair but the problem is she takes them right out and wants me to put them back in..well i get tired of playing that game so I figured I would put quite a few in and she will have something to do for a while....This is what I like to call my little angel with her horn holding up her halo...


Hope everyone had a great weekend and hopefully I will get back into the swing of things here soon...I just still am suffering from blogger blues...

BTW Wendi..I will get you sista...just don't know when...stay on your toes...hehehe that was funny as shit...

peace out, word to ya mutha, holla!! tee hehehe

Just a test drive...

**Edited to add**
ok my word verification was off for 1 hour and guess what happens? yes you got it...some jackass decided they were going to post a comment about those retarded leggings. they actually are promoting weearing them...can you believe that shit?? I would love to say I can't but the truth is...I CAN!!


this is for all of my buddies who are on my ass about word verification...Now the first time I get some dumbass who is trying to solicite something...It's back on..
GOT IT!

hehehe

Hopefully I will get a chance to blog sometime this weekend.

Chat soon

*Ahem* Please tell me these aren't coming back!!

Okay so tonight I was chatting with Elizabeth via IM as if we don't chat enough by mail and on the phone all day long and she send me this...

God please tell me these aren't coming back...if they are I assure you I will have to be out of style this year. I hated this mess back then and it is no better now...Can you see me sporting these with a denim skirt and oversize shirt?

Yeah me either!!


For your viewing pleasure i present these fugly lace leggings


Go ahead get you some of these I dare you and make sure to get a picture in them and post for me so I can laugh my ass off at you... BWHAHAHAHA!!

Happy Birthday to Melana!!

Well Friday my baby girl turned 2...We decided to have her Birthday on Saturday. She wanted a Strawberry Shortcake Birthday. We had it at the park and it was such a pretty day. However I was sick as a dog. I caught this bug that everyone is having and of all day's to get it. It was all I could do to keep from throwing up and then to top it off the park no longer had bathrooms thanks to Hurricane Katrina. I woke up Saturday morning not knowing if I was truly going to be able to make her 2nd Birthday party. Of couse 2 hours before the party is when I really got sick and it was to late to cancel then. I did however pull myself together enough to go and the kids had a blast. We ordered pizza and had cake and drinks.


Thank you aunt K-K for making my cake


She thought she was going to walk down the slide but soon realized that wasn't a good idea.


Mason hard at play


Melana thought instead of helping open up her presents she would just sit in "Honey's" (that's what they call my mom) lap and watch.


Melana Elise 2 years old


This is Annie and her daddy Jamie. This is my best friend from all through school's little girl and hubby. Don't you just want to eat her up?


Here are the 3 Amigo's: Bella, Mason and Donovan. Don't they look thrilled to have to sit there and watch Melana open her presents? They wanted to go and play and we torchered them and made them sit still....hehehe

Melana got some really nice stuff for her birthday.

She received some really cute outfits, and some pj's and money, slong with toys and a baby stroller and carrier for her dolls. She also got some dress up clothes. It's a flapper outfit and it is the cutest thing on her. She also got a purse among a bunch of other things from her Biz. Once she opened that purse and that Whipstick that Biz bought her that was all she wrote. She didn't care about anything. She was not letting that purse out of site.


Melana and her cute flapper costume!!


Melana's Strawberry Shortcake Purse Biz made her

Oh Dear!!

Mason has always been a "boob" boy but now it is worse...these are a few things this week

This took place at the Olive Garden at the table with every table around us full of people

Mason: Little girls don't have boobies..is that right mommy? (As loud as he can be)
Me: Shhh son yeah that's right..be quiet..that's not nice... (as I am wanting to crawl under the table)

Of course the waitress is pouring me a glass of tea at the time this comes flying out of his mouth. She was in shock..poor girl


Next night

Mason and Melana was in the bath tub and I walked in after getting their towels to get them out and I had on a cami top that goes with my pj's and once again he says

Mason: Melana look at mommy's big boobies..they big huh?

Melana: yeah!

(Slapping forehead)

Superman and wife will be together again!!

So sad and tragic for this family. Her battle was both courageous and inspirational to others.

May she rest in peace!!

Grey's Anatomy and Porno Hair

Yeah I am definitly Yang:


You are Christina Yang. You are incredibly

determined and very blunt... yet somehow very

likable


Which Grey's Anatomy Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

On to the porno hair then I shall recap the weekend. Now for whatever reason my hair was bigger in real life than it was in this picture I don't know why but that's the way it is. Also a few hours had past by the time the pic was taken and the hair was "did"



This weekend was rather interesting. Friday night my sister and I went to the movies and saw Brokeback Mountain. It was so good. Saturday night she came over and watched my rugrats for us to go see Travis race his car. So we went to the Race track and can I tell you I was surrounded by a bunch of redneck hillbillies. I felt so out of place. I got all dooded up lookin all cute with my jeans and fabu sweater with my hair all porned out and my makeup on. HMPH!!! I shouldn't have bother. I had looked like I stepped out of the Ritz Carlton compared to these cats I was around. For instance in line at the concession stand waiting to get some groceries there is this hick chick who is got about 3 teeth in her head and in front of her is this dude with his 3 year old son sportin matching mullets..yes that's right matching mullets. I knew I should have brought my camera. Luckily Mike (my best friend boy since we were 4) had his camera phone and snapped a pic for me. When I get those I shall post for your pleasure. Then I go back to the pit area where travis and the hubby is at only to find chicka dooddle with the few teeth in her head next to us with her family. Between them all dad, mom, kids, grandma, brothers, sisters, uncles, they may and I mean may have had a full set. I just couldn't believe my eyes. I felt like a fish out of water suffocating. All in all though I had a great time watching them race. It was definitly an expierience. Then we went to the bar and got our drink on. Kicked O'Neils ass in darts. Sunday we suffered from a hangover something fierce because our party selves came rolling in at 5 in the am and had to get up at 10 am. Yeah momma was feeling yucky. I am getting way to old for this crap. Sunday mid day we drove to Mobile to get some Olive Garden (that brightened me up) but then I was deprived from Target. O'Neil kept driving... BASTARD!! hehehe...

That's all I did...I think everyone is on a blogging break right now. I am trying to catch up on everyone's but I haven't felt like bloggin lately. Is it just me or is it everyone?

YAY for me...

Today I went to the last weight watchers meeting I had to pay for. Officially last night I became a lifetime member. The perks of becoming a lifetime member is you never have to pay for a meeting again as long as you stay at 2 pounds or less from your goal weight. I am so excited and on top of that I lost another 2 pounds. I am now down to 136 and that is still for me is still not comprehensible. It has taken me 11 months to go from 170 pounds to 136. I must admit I am really proud of myself. The next step for me will be working out and toning up what is left and making sure I never gain this weight back. I am trying to get motivated to start but until the doctor fully releases me i refuse to sign up and pay that horrific monthly charge and not be able to utilize it to the fullest. I mean, hell I can walk for free right now so why pay to walk. Am I right or what? I go back on March 16th for hopefully my last appt for a while. Maybe just maybe this will be the appt he finally releases me to full duty...

I didn't do anything for my day off on Mardi Gras. I tried to take my chilren to Booger King and to the park but once again Melana decides she is going to start clowning while I was trying to place the order so I had to let the lady know that we would not be needing that food and we left. Poor Mason he was being so good and once again his sister ruined it for him. He was mad with her too. He was screaming at her "see, see what you did all because you can't act right". Hmmm Ya think he's heard that a time or two. So they didn't get booger king and they didn't go to the park. Instead we went home and she went to bed. People think I am kidding when I say you can't take her anywhere. It is true you can only go through the drive thru. Such as shame. Normally if we are going to do something we just take Mason because he is no problem and one of us stays at home with "princess". Isn't that ashame? I guess one of these days she'll either grow out of it or she'll learn. Who knows! Does anyone else have a trifling child out there like mine? Sheesh and I wonder why I have to dye my hair.

Speaking of hair. Raina I have porno hair these days and I am loving it. I will take a pic and show you.

Well I have to go I am sneaking to blog while I am at work. I was having withdrawls.