Back to the ole Grind!!

Yesterday was my first day back and it went well. Everyone was so shocked at the dramatic transformation I had. They couldn't believe it. We did get some work done however it was a day mostly spent visiting with all the co workers and chatting. How lucky an I to go to work for a day and then be off for a day for Mardi Gras!! Woo Hoo!! I love it. I love Mardi Gras but I just can't get into it this year. Next year when Melana is potty trained (hopefully) then it won't be so bad to go..no diaper bag, no stroller, no diapers...YAY for all that. I guess since the season is almost over I shall eat one more piece of King Cake until next year. King Cakes Rawk but NOT when your on a diet.

How about the bachelor? I was so rooting for Moana but once again I always root for the one they don't pick. It just seemed to me that Sarah and he only had a great friendship. I never saw any kind of "real romance". I guess we can thank abc editing for that. See Elizabeth and I have caught on....(after 40 seasons heheheh) they always pick the opposite of the one they hype up and the one that the parents like the most. I tell ya...such a sad sad day in Bachelor history. Poor Moana!!

Today I have the kids since down here in the south it's considered a holiday (Mardi Gras)and daycare is closed. I suppose I will take them to the park and let them burn off a whole lot of energy so I can take a nap. All day yesterday at work I would look at the clock and think " damn I'm missing the price is right or damn it's nap time or shit Oprah is on....man I tell ya..I love me some TV.

Oh well have a great day I will be catching up on everyone's blogs later while the kiddos are napping..shoot instead of catching up on that I guess I need to start my CJ entries....hmmmm might have to pull out the big guns and get busy...

*Muah*

It's official....

I am returning to the working world on Monday. Thank god I spend WAAAAYYYYY to much $$ when I stay at home. QVC, HL, Hell-Mart, it's all killing me....I have been having some complications with my tummy so I was sweating that he wasn't going to release me...I have been trying to get release but he wouldn't until my tummy was better. I was having some redness and I had to go back today and his thoughts are I have torn through some tissue and scarring which is causing me to have a great deal of pain and I am extremely swollen on the upper part of my tummy still. All in all I am looking forward to going back to work and getting back in the groove of things and cutting a rug with my girls in HR. I miss them. Gosh I can't believe I said that..hehehe oh well I do. Anywho, I have to get back to wedding invitations I am doing for my friends wedding in April. I have 150 to do..sheesh...then I have to get busy planning Melana's 2nd birthday that is creeping up in 2 weeks as well...Gosh I can't believe she is turning 2...where does the time go?

I have been getting alot of mail form some of you wanting to see pictures of me now after my surgery's so as soon as I get a chance I will post...

Have a great FRIDAY

*MUAH*

Redneck Drivers!!

WARNING : This post contains lots of cursing!!

Yesterday I was going to McDonald's to get my kids some Happy Meals and I was pulling on on a busy street which those folks had the red light. So this jerkoff redneck in his redneck truck was blocking a good bit of the road so I couldn't get out. Well the other car moved up a little bit and I squeezed through because it was all clear and I could go about my business right. UGH WRONG..this dork decided he was going to blow the horn at me. UGH excuse me ...so the ballsy person I am slams on brakes and proceeds to roll my window down and ask him if he had a problem and he tells me...now get this...that he can't believe I just went through there...so by this time i have fire coming out of my ears and eyes..I said WHAT are you kidding me?? Here this redneck is telling me he can't believe I did that..ok buddy so I tell him what makes a difference because he has a fucking redlight and therefore his goofy ass wasn't going anywhereso what the fuck was I hurting by going through the opening. Well by the time all this was said he was pissed and so was I...I was hooping and hollaring and all the while the car next to him and behind was laughing so hard. The guy next to this smuck rolled his window down and said hey buddy just face it you were wrong...well he was really pissed by then and I screamed I don't have time for you no driving rednecks around here, flipped him off and drove on. Yea Elizabeth, you missed it...LOL she was with me last episode I had with an old guy who knew I was waiting for a parking spot and whips right on in infront of me and takes it...Needless to say I am screaming at Elizabeth Roll your fucking window down....NOWWWW!!!! and she is like oh hell no I am not rolling it down...so i speed off honking the horn and cursing like a crazy woman... I have NO tolerance for stupid people. Can you tell? Anyway I just had to get that off my chest because I woke up this morning and was still pissed off. I was in a good mood before that and after all that craziness I was in a pissy mood for the rest of the night and this morning. I am feeling better now!!

Just Love me for who I am....

Ok peeps, everyone knows how I feel about O'Neil's jeep...It's a money hungry ho...well he proceeds to tell me that's his "hobby"..sheesh that's a might expensive hobby...but anyway, so last night we were laying in bed watching reruns of House M.D. when I take a peek at his laptop and I see this something or other on the screen, so I ask him what's that, he says a Clinometer. Here's the convo

Greta: What's that?
Oneil: A Clinometer
Greta: What is that?
ONeil: I'll show you (While laughing)
Greta: So i read what it is

Now , let me explain something to you ...O'Neil is a very, very particular person. He is a neat freak everything has to be perfect and shined and polished. He WILL NEVER, I repeat WILL NEVER take that Jeep off the road to get mud on it. For gawd sake's it sits in the garage all week and on the weekend he is washing it. AGAIN.

ok so anyway I read that this "clinometer is for something to do with the angle of lines..ok what the hell does that mean? Well he proceeds to tell me that it means blah blah blah...oh wait a minute I get it..you need this for all this "off roading " you are going to be doing. Folks...what am I missing...I know I have some guy readers so please clue me in...Ya see, O'Neil thinks he needed this new bumper (the old one was fine) then he tells me he NEEDS this winch...and I am like why so you can just look at it. He says no so I can look good.. Oh Okay!! So my freind Mike (who has a jeep also and takes his offroad) asked if he ever got stuck would O'Neil pull him out...Folks this was the answer...sure as long as I can get to you with my Jeep parked on the road....I kid you not!! That is exactly what he said....ok so see what I am telling you...

Well last night he smirks and giggles because he knows I am right about all this shit he NEEDS for his Jeep. So of course I am on a roll and he looks at me and says so mild mannered and says...Just love me for who I am....BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!! I love him he is sooo freaking funny...Who would I have to pick on if it wasn't for him and vice versa I am sure...

I sure did have to thank him and tell him oh buddy you've done it now...You have given me something to blog about. I've had nothing to talk about because I think we are all in a blogging rut and he just did it for me...

My freinds I leave you with the infamous picture of a Clinometer:


Now everyone can go away happier in life now knowing another piece of information I know you didn't know. Feel smarter..I know I sure do. That's just another useless piece of info I shall store up stairs in teh filing cabinet under misc...

I can't believe it....

I am at a lost for something to say. I have nothing going on around here which is making for such boring blogging. I did go today with a girlfriend of mine, Rhieannon, to TGI Friday's for a late lunch. We had a blast talking about the old days and the shit we use to do. See when O'Neil and I first got together we all lived in the same house. It was 3 girls and him. Yeah he thought he was the pimp daddy. Rhi Rhi's hubby was always out of town working, so it was just me, O'Neil, Joanna and Rhi Rhi all living in the house. It was like the Real World. We were so funny. If we had a camera set up people would crack up at how stupid we were.

Funny story...I was at work one night and they were all home and I come in the door to find Rhi Rhi "exfoliating" O'Neil's legs...lol while Joanna was rubbing his feet...ewww but anyway...So I am like what the hell are ya'll doing well....they are in tears because Rhi had just bought this new exfoliating thinga ma jig and wanted to test it out...well she tested it alright on O'Neil's hairy legs and it took the hair right off of his legs so he said well you might as well shave them now. So a dozen razors later O'Neil is all nice and shaved. I have never in my life laughed so hard because here he is this manly man with shaved legs...needless to say she wasn't allowed to "exfoliate" his shin any longer. AND to top it off he got razor burn so bad he had to call in sick to work because he couldn't walk for 2 days. He always tormented them two so this was their payback...We were some trifling beotches... He to this day says he misses living with 3 girls because he was always pampered..I bet you miss it buddy...we cooked, we cleaned, we did laundry, he got his feet rubbed, blah blah blah I wish I had his life...

Nothing else really happend this weekend other than we went to Elizabeth's and watch another disc of VM's...I am thinking now that Duncan killed Lilly...Am I right...Am I right?

Tag I'm It..this time scrapbooking related..

I was tagged by Jana to fill out this scrappin related tag... Here it goes

What scrapbook lines/products, etc. do you dislike? Not many that I can think of...hehehe..i love it all....

What is the hardest thing you have ever had to scrap? I have a hard time scrapping everything. I over analyze and think about my LO's way to hard and long.

What technique do you use more than anything else? Hmmm I would say right now everything I have done lately is the Primas and lots of ribbon.

What is the smallest scrap of paper you save? I save EVERYTHING!!

Have you ever had any scrapbook related injuries? Why as a matter a fact yes I have..I cut my finger one time witht he eyelet setter..that damn hammer slipped which smashed my hand and I pulled it back and got a horrific paper cut....LOL

Finish this sentence, "If I wasn't a scrapbooker/stamper, I would spend my money on..." M-A-C makeup..which i almost have the store now but..oh btw for those who like M-A-C they are launching a new line this week...oooohhhh i can't wait..because they all know me so well i got a sneak peek before the launching...YIPPY love the new spring /summer colors.. oh let me get back on track ok next question

Give us your best storage or organizational idea. BWHAHAHAHA I must take a picture of my area. Trust me you WILL NOT want my orginization advice from me... BWHAHAHA!!

You just won a week long scrapbooking cruise for 5. Who is going with you? Just for 5??? AGGHHHH i want more...I can't just pick 5 but i can bunch everyone together....I want everyone I blog with whether you scrap or not..LETS PARTY!!!

When you received your first publication notification, who did you tell? And if you are not yet pubbed, who will be the first person you share the news with? I would share with Elizabeth first because my hubby could care less..he thinks scrapbooking is a money pit just like I think his JEEP is a money pit... Does anyone know what JEEP stands for..let me clue you in..Just Empty Every Pocket..yes that's right JEEP

Whew I got off on alot of Ranting and "Ramen" didn't I....WOW!!

I tag anyone who wants to do this!

Peace Out!!

Thoughts of Randomness

Extreme Makeover Home Edition has been here for several weeks now doing makeovers on things around the gulf coast that were flattened by Hurricane Katrina. This whole week they have been working on a Katrina Memorial where the Town Green is or should I say was here in Biloxi. Last night my best friend Mike and I left the kids at home with their daddy and headed on down. We knew they were running a little behind but we also knew it would be very crowded so we decided to leave around 6:45. We waited until about 8:30 and then they finally unveiled the memorial. We couldn't see all that well because of so many people that were there but I did manage to get a few crappy pics. I am going to go back in a few days after the dust settles so I can get a close up. They also rebuilt the Coastal Family Health Clinic (a clinic for poor or under priviledge people) here in the city as well. I haven't gone by to see it yet but everyone says it's very nice. Unfortunately I didn't get to see Ty because he was not here he is in Louisiana heading up there projects... GRRRR!!!! It was Preston (one of the designers on the show) heading up all of ours. That's ok though cause he was just as nice and better looking in person.


This was our candle from the candle light ceremony they had in remembrance of all those who have survived and lost their lives to Katrina


This was one of the chicks that was passing out the candles with the design team.


This was the group of poeple that were on the side across from us. Obviously they were closer to everything than we were. They had probably been out there for hours before us. I was freezing my butt off the hour and a half that we stood out there. BRRR!!! This was Preston and another member of the design team along with the cameras passing out candles as well to everybody.


This is the memorial (all that I could get of it). It was so freaking crowded and I am so short I couldn't see all that well. So I just held that heavy ass Rebel up and just started taking pics. This was the best one I got. hehehehe I will return sometime this week and get another great pic and hopefully get up really close to see all the detail.

Also yesterday, I went and weighed in...UGGGGHHHH I gained a pound and a half. That sucks. I am still under my goal weight by 3 1/2 pounds but still...So this week I am bound and determined to stay away from the King Cakes ( I love Mardi Gras time) and the powered donuts with chocolate milk and the cookies that I have been baking and all that junk food I have been wanting for reason's unknown because I am not a sweets person. Hmmm...that's probably why I gained a pound and a half. Gosh it just hit me because yesterday I couldn't understand WHY I gained weight. BWAHAHAHA!!

And my friends I leave you with this funny pic:


Poor fella he just can't seem to stay out the limelight as much as he trys.

Blah Blah Blah....

Nothing much around here so let's do a Monday Checklist while rocking out to Jack's Mannequin..now for your listening pleasure turn up your volume and enjoy:

- went to post op appt today...doc says looking great still swollen in the hip area but will go down in the next several months...

-went to Wal-Mart (have I mentioned how I HATE wal-mart?)and bought $55.00 worth of shit for my kids classes at daycare..cookies, cups, plates, napkins, and yumsters (yogurt) for their party tomorrow.

-I slaved over the stove cooking supper while baking 200 cookies...yes you read right 200 cookies...I should get mother of the year award this year..I'll expect that soon..ya know it's like the grammy's for mothers..BWHAHAHAAHA!!

- Make my acceptance speech for my Mother of the Year award...

-Watched the bachelor...GO MOANA...I like you to sarah but i have to root for MOANA!!

- wonder how people do it with more than 2 kids..working or not..I would be in a mental institution.

- put "the ladies" in a bra for the first time today...36 D baby!! WOO WEE!! I still have to wear my tummy binder at night to help with the swelling.

okay enough of that ...let's talk VM...I have finished up to where Lisa Rinna (Ms. Echolls) drives her viper to the bridge and they leave you hanging on if she jumped or not...but that is not what i am wondering...I want to know who killed Lily dammit...Hopefully I will find out this weekend when Elizabeth gets it in the mail tomorrow from Net Flix. I am just on pins and needles. I don't know why I get myself all wrapped up in some crazy show. Isn't Kristen Bell just the cutest?

Well I guess I should go to bed so I will have the strenght to carry all these cups filled with cookies and crap to school tomorrow. UGH!!! That means I must get dressed before 12 noon... Darn it!!

*MUAH*

Lazy...Lazy....

I have been slacking so bad this past week or so at blogging. I have been staying up on everyone's and commenting but I have been neglecting my own. I went to Weight Watchers for the first time since I had my surgery (almost 5 weeks ago) and I am pleased to announce I have lost 2 pounds. Even with enlarging "the ladies". I am pretty proud if I do say so myself. When I started WW I weighed 167 pounds ( I am only 5'2). I now weigh 137 pounds. WHAM BABY!! I am stoked abut that. I have another 12 pounds to go and I will be through losing weight. It is going to be difficult to take those last 10-12 pounds off but I can do it. I just have to stay focused.

I found a new (well not really new but new to me) smoothie drink for 1 point. It is the Dannon Smoothie's....Yummy!! I chugged one down just a second ago. Banana/Strawberry Light and Fit Smoothie.

I can't wait to go shopping for clothes. Everything in my closet is falling off of me and that is a great feeling. O'Neil is going to take me shopping when I get released from the doctor to bra shop and clothes shop... I am still swollen so I guess right now I won't be buying much. I got measured for my bra and it is a 36D. If I could lick them I would..LOL...that's all I have ever wanted was perfect little (well big) perky boobies.... YAY!!!!

You know I know a lot of you have kids and small ones and some that are older so I need help. I have a 3 well almost 4 year old who is very, very smart, he acts like a grown little person. Well this is my problem. He recently got in trouble at daycare for coloring on the cabinets and floors. Now this is so out of character for Mason. He knows better and just doesn't do things like that. So I wanted to see Picasso's work, right...I thought just a little bit ...OH HELL NO...he went to town on these cabinets...he fully colored inside the ridges and wrote some letters and doodled...yeah just having him a grand ole time...so of course because he is the golden child at school they just fussed at him a little bit....well I was furious...HE KNOWS BETTER DO YOU HEAR ME...ok so last night "precious" decided he was going to hijack a pen from my table and proceed to write and doodle all over my brand new furniture..couch arm to be exact....WHAT THE HELL IS UP? Can someone tell me why is he doing this...Mason is my good boy why is this happening? Is it a phase? IS it him rebelling because I do expect so much out of him? What is it? HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS CHAOS!!!

I leave you with the work of the next picasso.....Mason!!

Gifty Swap is here....

Today I received my package in the mail from my Gifty partner. This was so much fun. My swap partner Chris sent me some great stuff. Here is a picture of everything.


I received a great book called "Designing with Words". A great purse (I emptied out the current and my stuff is already in this one), a candle, some chocolates, which if you look as soon as I saw that I had to eat some and left the empty wrappers. I received some body sprays that smells yummy. Hubby will like that (*wink*) and some Body Creme by C.O. Bigelow that is Lemon Oil and Extract and some Hand Lotion that is Quince Extracts. Those were yummy as well, a big hunk of what looks like soap but is actually bubble bath from Lush, (oh how I love this store so much, closest one to me is in New Orleans) and some really cute V-Day cards along with a travel size fingernail file that matches that cute ass purse I received...

Thanks so much girl (WAVING TO YOU) I loved everything and your's is finished and will be in the mail tomorrow. I will be sending it out Priority Mail.

This was so much fun to participate in.

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I still don't have much to say all has been quiet on the home front. That is scary because that means all hell is going to break loose and when it does the shit will be hitting the fan everywhere.. GRRRR!!!! I am suppose to go to Elizabeth's on Saturday to watch Disc 3 , I think, of Veronica Mars Season 1. Oh I can't wait to see what's next...We are to the part where she finds out her dad is really Jake. Oops! So we are anxiously waiting to get on to the next disc.

Well nothing else to report so I'm outta here. Everyone have a safe weekend

Have you ever taken an IQ test?

O'Neil sent me a link to an IQ test that he took and was bragging about his score to me. Well he is a freaking genius almost anyway. We won't discuss the first time I took the ACT but the first time he took the made like a 32. UGH WTF? So yesterday I decided I would see how stupid I was. I was so suprised. I made 118. I thought that was pretty damn good considering he made 127 or 130. Can't remember exactly what he said, but of course he tells me he was rushed because he was doing it at work. Yeah okay... I'll let ya go with that. Anyway so after I was finished I felt so smart. Hehehehe...I was proud of my 118. I think I could have done better but I was over it after about 10 questions. My attention span is that of a gnat. Anyone interested in taking it can go here. You do not have to pay for it.

On to other things...Did anyone know you can get scrapbooking supplies at Oriental Trading Company? I didn't until I received the magazine in the mail. They have a lot of good things for really good prices. I was surprised to see the big names also,like Making Memories ect. So I think Elizabeth and I are going to place an order and split everything since you get it in such large quantities. Spend $40 and free shipping. We have talked ourselves into $20 bucks a piece. That's justifiable in our minds.

Okay so I am pissed O'Neil won with the Steelers and once again I lost the damn game buy going with my Seahawks. I just knew they could do it but they didn't and that pissed me off. I am glad I didn't have a bet riding on that damn game. See I am a smart girl my IQ says so.. BWHAHAHAHA!! Oh well I haven't had much to say these days so I have been reading everyone else's and not journaling in mine. Oh I do have something to say...I so cannot wait to buy a real bra...I am kinda over this one they have me in. WOO HOO! for a real bra on Thursday.

Have a good week everyone!
*Muah*

For You Alexandra

This is the page that I made for Alex when she had asked who wanted to be involved in a swapping of the pictures LO. This one was so fun to do. I want to replicate it and do it with a pic of me for my "All about me Book" since we all know that's how I am...hehehe... Hope you like it girl it was a blast.

Tell me what you think?

There are 2 things I want someone else's opinion on instead of the people that is close to me.

First off let's start on a lighter note...What do you think gives me the right and why do I have the frame of mind now that I have a tummy tuck and lipo that I can just eat whatever the hell I want. I've been thinking about this and wondering WHY I am thinking this way. This is wrong...I am still going to have to watch what I eat or I will be big love again. Now we all know I don't want that. Especially big love with fat that moved from where they lipoed to like my shoulder or back or some shit like that. Because you all are aware that once they lipo you FAT WILL NEVER come back in that place it will go and settle elsewhere. Yes it's true it will and that is a SCARY thought.

On a much more serious note: I have what use to be what i considered a really really really close friend (name not needed) but I will say not Elizabeth, I will clarify that part, who I found out was talking shit about myself. Now with that being said I want to know WHY? For those of you that know me know that I am a very outspoken person and I will tell you like it is and if it hurts your feelings I am sorry. I am one of these friends where if you don't want to know the truth DON"T ASK ME!! okay so now we all know that. Well this "friend" does some of the stupidest things in her life and she involves everyone who will listen and I give my opinion, which she gets pissed because she knows I am right and blah blah blah...Well guess what folks? This "friend had the nerve and ordasity to talk about me to another girl who has not been her friend for as long as I have and in my opinion still not her friend or she wouln't have repeated what was said to someone and the chain goes on...anyway she tell a tall tale (which I will not say what just that it is 100% not true) to this other girl who in turn tell someone who tells somebody else who calls me becuase they were floored and could not believe their ears. NOW Let's get 1 thing straight if I have something to say to you or want to know w=soemthing I will ask you my DAMN self. I do not play this he said she said bullshit and never have. I am not in high school. I was so upset over this that i was "ranting and ramen" all over the house screaming and carrying on as if I was possessed not because she was talking about me but because what was said. I want to know WHY and WHAT MADE HER or WHO TOLD her some bullshit like that? I have yet to call her becuase I am still in disbelief but rest assured that day is coming, to my suprise I haven't already because I will call you out on it rest on that one my friend, but O'Neil beat me to it. He stuck his nose in it because he was PISSED just as well as I was. After all she is suppose to be a good/best friend or so I thought. Well she of course denies it (chicken shit bitch)and O'Neil said well if you didn't say it then you have nothing to call so and so about she said she was calling so in so (the girl she supposably told, which she did)because she was pissed about it. (Yeah you should be cause you know you said it and thought you could trust her..hahahaha WRONG)who in turns calls who she told who in turns calls who he told, who is now pissed with the person who told me after they said point blank to that person that they were telling me b/c that is some shit that needs to be told. If it was some minor bullshit then nothing would have been said but take it from me it was far from minor. Ugh I just had to vent. My ears are somkin again. Now the only person this "friend should be pissed at is herself for saying it and the only other person should be pissed is ME who it involves. Now this should be a lesson to all these folks keep ya fucking mouth shut and no one would be pissed. When ya don't know what your taling about SHUT IT!! THese other ya hoo's who are pissed they just pissed the the other one ran the mouth and so on well ya know what I have to say about that... TOO BAD SO SAD YOU HAVE SOME NERVE BEING MAD!!

I have yet to get a phone call from this so called "freind" denying it to me which tells me it must be true and she can't face me knowing I will call her out. Because I tell ya, if I didn't say nothing I would sure be letting someone know and pulling eveybody involved in the square into one room and we'll just see who's lying...see folks that's how i am...I am a BITCH AND I DON"T PLAY...and believe you me I have done that before in the past and guess what...Sista here was not talked about anymore...I guess it looks like it's time for me to have to set some folks straight again...

okay I am done...Glad I got that out before I exploded because I am going to try to be calm when I call this "friend " to the carpet...I didn't get my nickname "grizzly greta" for no reason at all...BWHAHAHAHAHA (Major that's for you).


ok holla..peace out..true dat...hehehehe

*edited to add this*
I received this from Elizabeth (who is a true friend BTW) just after i posted this and it cheered me up..thanks girl
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship"poems that always soundgood,but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series ofpromises that really speaks to a true frienship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge againstthesorry bastard who made you sad!
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about howmuchworse it could be and to quit whining!
6. When you are confused - I will use little words. (AND SPEAK REALLYLOUD)
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain!(I don't want what you have)
8. When you fall -I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?", you may ask;becauseyou are my friend. (this is definitly something I do)
*Remember: A good friend will help you move, A really good friend willhelp you move a body......let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel :)

Late Breaking News Flash!

Melana pooped on the potty for the first time on January 31st at 8 pm.......YAY!!!! We had to do a Melana dance and she was so funny...she jumped off the pot and was turning around and trying to figure out what the hell just happened and where did that come from...She looked like a dog chasing her tail...

I did take a pic of her poop to and O'Neil thinks I am demented but I told him I have to have that to scrap...Yeah he is now for sure I am a fruitcake if he wasn't before. I will HOWEVER spare the pic for you all. hehehe...

Now be honest do you think I am a fruitcake for taking apicture of Melana's poop?