This post is for "Biz" aka Elizabeth

My 2 kids have renamed Elizabeth to Biz. I have no idea why but that is the way it is and it has stuck. Last night I am going to recap a conversation between Mason and I.

Me: Mason you want to wear you cool boxer brief Batman underoos and the shirt that matches?
Mason: Yea mommy that would be great. ( i swear he talks as if he is grown)
Me: Ok awesome. You are going to look so sexy.

He goes and takes a bath and his daddy gets him out and gets him dressed while I am slaving over a mountain of laundry and he comes scurring in holloring mommy..mommy Do you think I can show Biz how sexy I am in my new Batman underwear. She will really like them and think I am sooooooooo cool.

I said yes she will baby and I will get my camera out so Biz can see your underwear.

Mason: Ok mommy I will stand right here and wait for you to take my picture.

So here it is Biz....all for you!!

Mason looking sexy in his undies all for you!!

I think he has a crush personally on "Biz". He is always talking about her and just out the blue.

Sibling Love or Rivalry..Who knows?

I just love these lil stinkers so much. They bring so much joy to my life. Even though on a daily basis they are hooigans. I often wonder what I would do if I didn't have these crumb snatchers around. I also often wonder what and how my life was before kids. That part is such a blur I really can't remember it. I do remember the freedom though. As a parent you still have freedom but it is not as easy to get up and go. Not saying you can't do it cause you can but it just takes you longer before you can leave the house. When Mason was only 4 weeks old I packed him up and 2 cars full of baby crap and went to Destin for 7 days. My motto is "Have baby will travel". O'Neil was just devasted that I did that. He could not believe that I was taking precious and going to Florida. Well as I was driving away waving he believed it then. Had a good time too. I sat at at dusk on the beach with Mason and let him listen to the ocean waves crashing in. That was the best sleep the little man got. He had reflux something terrible. Mason was only 1 when I found out I was pregnant again. That was so not planned. i was really devestated. I mean here I am with a baby cause at 1 they are still a baby with another one on the way. At this point I said screw them pills after this go around we gonna nip this shit in the bud and have this taken care of.
(Self confession: I didn't want kids at all then I negotiated for just 1)
So to find out I have another one on the way with a baby at home still you can imagine what I was feeling. As terrible as it sounds I just never could get excited for the fear and emotional overload that had set in. All I could think about was I going to be able to handle it. One was a handful what was I to do with two so close in age. Thank god I only had the two of them in diapers for 3 months at the same time. It wasn't long after she was born I really hit the potty training hard. It took me a month and he was trained. Wheww!! Thank goodness for "scoobie snacks". I tried to bribe him with everything. I tried the cheerios in the toilet and tell him to aim for the circles, I tried cookies, candy and nothing. Finally I remembered he loves pop tarts. (Blech) so I told him if he pee pee's he would get a pop tart. Well that was music to his ears. On to the poo poo. If he did #2 he would get 2 pop tarts and I would jump up and down and get all excited. Well IT WORKED!! So he called that his scoobie snacks. Then for about a year everytime someone went to the bathroom you were expected to eat a scoobie snack. Ugh wonder I was big girl. All that mess will put weight on ya ass fast.

When Melana was born on March 10th she was the first girl to be born on O'Neil's side of the family in 36 years. Yes that's right 36 years. Every child before then was a boy. The grandparents only have 1 granddaughter and 1 great granddaughter , which is Melana. Nooo she's not spoiled much. She holds her own with all those boys thoguh I tell ya. She is not one I am going to have to worry about. She will jump your butt in a heartbeat and commence to beating your booty.

Congratulations!!

My fabulous hubby who spoiles me rotten was in a wedding this past week for a friend of his. It was such a simple and elegant wedding. That's what I like. Even though I am high maintenance (that's what O'Neil says, hell what am I talking about that's what everybody tells me now that I think about it..I say I'm not and they are full of crap) anyway..I like weddings to be simple and elegant. I don't like all that froo froo crap everywhere to where it is so much you can't enjoy everything and it all clashes one way or another. I personally don't see spending 20K on an hour or two with a reception for everybody else to drink all your liquor and eat your food and you don't really get to "enjoy" it so to speak. Hell I am a liquor hog..can you tell..hehehe anyhoo, so I would rather take that money and have a kick ass vacation and new furniture and clothes and stuff of importance like that. Oh well enough of that I am now just rambling.

Here is a pic of my wonderful hubby O'Neil: WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!



Ice Sculpture that was on one of the tables...It was so pretty

Ohhh I just thought of something I have an anniversary tomorrow. I just realized today is the 30th. Sheesh guess I need to go get him a happy. Folks lemme tell ya...take it from me...DO NOT get married close to or close after Christmas..that shit is a pocket breaker...There is no shit in my house like ugh here boo boo here is your christmas and anniversary present...UGH HELL NO don't be talking that noise to me. It is 2 seperate occasions.

Well I had to post something about O'Neil. I don't want him to feel left out. HAHAHA!! He is going to kill me for this. He hates taken pictures and he thinks this whole blog thing is stupid. So I guess we're even I think his boy things are stupid. Oh gosh that's a post for tomorrow. That is a riot.

Parasite Hilton..UGHHH

( I am taking my place on the soap box for a minute)

I swear this bitch has got to be the nastiest whore around. I mean what makes her so fabulous? UGH RIGHT..NOTHING!!! She has money that's about it. She has NO talent what so ever. You can go skiing on her ass and not have to worry about falling on a "slope" because bitch doesn't have one, she has no tits, her lips look like goat's lips, her hair is a freaking mess, extension's and all. What is so attractive?? I don't get it!! If I were a lesbian I wouldn't do her with your shit and that's a fact. Trust me you would appreciate me later for not using your shit.

(Stepping down off the soap box and feeling NO shame)


Photo is courtesy of Pink is the New Blog

Girl needs to invest in some "hoo hoo" medicine to take care of them "parasites" she has going on down south.....

Boy Oh Boy she just reeks of class...NASTY BEOTCH!!

Okay ..FINALLY..The NOLA trip...

For whatever reason I cannot change the date and time on my blog anymore...It has disappeared. I had drafted up the post just waiting on the pics to insert and that was days ago so the next best thing is to just put a link in this current post to direct you backwards.

NOLA TRIP

The alternative to the "needs" game...

Because I am bored as hell today I have decided that I will play the "____ looks like" game. If you go to google and type "Greta looks like" only with your name obviously it is very humorous to see what you look like..hehehe here are a few of mine..

1. Greta looks like a carbon copy of Firestorm's villian killer Frost...okay then..never seen that but Frost must be one good looking gal...bawahahahaha
2. Greta looks like a fat middle aged bat...UGH that's not nice why do i have to be a bat??
3. Greta looks like the young Jessica Lange with a toothache.....LMAO
4. Greta looks like she is ready for any Fifth Avenue walk..Sure am..that's right with my jeans and t-shirt and powder blue Crocs..
5. Greta looks like one of those apples people carve and then let shrink for a week...alrighty then ..wish I could shrink some in a week..Back away from the cookie jar!!
6. Greta looks like hell tonight!..Sure do..I feel like shit titty ca-ca
7. Greta looks like one pampered pooch...hehehe I am
8. Greta looks like and idiot..HEY NOW I resent that...
9. Greta looks like the kinda woman that would enjoy electric shock to her toys...WHOA I won't touch that one...bawhahahahahaha
10. Greta looks like death warmed over...refer to # 6

Well that was fun...WoW I need something to do for real...I am getting entertainment out of Google...I am skeered now...

Now I am counting the days...21 days

*Note: Why isn't all of the slider showing up? Only the image!! hmmm....*



As the time is creeping up on me with 10 more pounds that I would have like to have lost by surgery I am getting jittery. This is something I have been wanting for quite some time and since I now have to have a hernia fixed in my belly because of delivering 2 baby cows this was the perfect time. Since April of this year I currently to date have lost 30 pounds. (Taking a bow)
I am 5'2 and I had a 8 1/2 pound baby and a 9 pound baby. Needless to say I was stretch from here to the next state. I was in a size 16 in April and now a size 8 in most clothes. Somethings I have to wear a 10. You would think all that weight I would have lost some in the face but no..hell no...that shit is still there. What's up with that? Hopefully it will be gone by the next 10 pounds. Dr. Richardson said he will be able to fix me up like new and get rid of all that excess skin and in doing so I am guaranteed to lose another 3 inches from the belly and hip area. YIPPY!! That is music to my little ears. I was sooo close to my goal weight but since the holiday's I am afraid I have put on about 4 or so pounds. The holiday's have come and gone but the weight is still lingering...GRRRRRR!!!!! I don't know what I am going to do for the next 21 days but I have to do something to shed these extra pounds. What the hell was I thinking when I scheduled surgery around the holiday's...DUH!! So anyway I have been drinking more water than usual which the usual is whole helluv a lot so now my eyeballs are really really floating. While I am under I am going to have the "girls" fixed. AKA the twins. They are no longer going to be girls they will become ladies..bwahahahah..Oh I am so excited and nervous.

Food for Thought....

or at least, I think so and that's all that counts. Today as I was scrolling through the list of blogs I read I came to Michelle's and she had posted her thought's on blogging. I thought it was really cool and had never really thought about it before. So here is my thoughts on blogging and why I do it.

My best friend Elizabeth has had her blog for over a year now and had been telling me for about a year now that I need to start one...blah blah blah..So I go into this spill where I don't have time to keep up with it and on and on and on...(at this point wondering how in the hell she has time to do it along with all the other stuff she does) anyway...So Hurricane Katrina comes and damn near wipes us off the map. Well it wasn't long after that I decided while sitting in the command post at the Police Department with Eliz that I was going to start a blog to let friends and family who live out of state and some who live out of the country know that we are ok and so they can keep up with what's going on in our lives and with the kids. I am so terrible at ordering hundreds of dollars worth of pictures and never, never send them to friends and family. Shit what am I talking about I see some people on a regular basis and they still don't get pics...HMPH!! I know I need a slap on the hand. Hey that will be a new year's resolution...geez I am getting of on another tangent...so as we are sitting at the PD watching everyone run around like chickens with their heads cut off because everyone is still in shock basically that we were so devestated I said hey Eliz can you show me how to do the blog then you been telling me about? Eliz says " Sure so wshe starts showing me what to do and I been doing it ever since. I thought now instead of eveyone relying on me for pics I can just post them and if they want it they can save them and print them. I swear I have good intentions but I cannot manage my time worth a damn. Well after about 10 post I started thinking, hey I like this. This is away for me to ramble, rant and rave, hoop and hollar if I so choose and just chat about nothing really. What I have to say most of the time is of no importance at all. So with that being said that is why I now blog, and by the way, I am kicking myself in the ass for not doing this along time ago. To me it's therapudic and relaxing. I do not get much time for myself so this is my own little way for some R & R.

Now the big question to YOU is.........

Why do YOU blog?

MERRY GIFTMAS!!!

Oh jeez is Christmas exausting or what? When you are Santa and hosting the family feast at your house it is quite a chore. I love every minute of it though. I am, however, glad it's over. I have been feeling like crud, but this morning I woke up and was very, very sick. I am hacking up all sorts of shit.
I captured some great photos of the kids and family members that I feel the need to share with everybody. I know family and friends who read this to keep up on the daily ramblings and happenings that go on with us will enjoy these. Hope everyone else does to.


Santa was a sure full fat old man when he left the Adams residence. Mason left him cookies and a big glass of milk. Santa ate all the cookies except for the one that Mason took a bite off of and said he hoped Santa didn't eat that one because Santa needed to share with him.


Kacie and I on Christmas Eve at her house


Kacie's table setting for our wonderful lunch she made for everyone on Christmas Eve.
I just love this piece






This is a few shots I got of the kids dressed in front of my tree.
melana's outfit had a super fabu pea coat that went with it with the fir around the sleeves and neck but she didn't want to wear it. I can't say I blame her. It was quite warm down here in the south. We had to run the air conditioning. Is that pitiful or what?


Melana needed to put on her "whipstick" before she could pose for anymore pictures. HMPH!! Wonder where she get's that from?


GOT MILK?


Donovan is the superhero of the family. He loves any superhero. Needless to say he opened this present and he could have cared less about anything else.
I sit back and wish I could go back to my child hood days where I still "believed".
Christmas has become so commercial. I have reflected on my childhood christmas's and want my children to have the same memories when they get older as I have from my mother and all she has done for me.

Well I have been posting now for 3 hours between catching up on post and uploading 250 pictures. I am "tarred". I have saved a draft of my New Orleans trip post but I am waiting on pics from Elizabeth. As soon as I get them I shall post that too.

Merry Christmas to all and all a Goodnight!

XOXOXO

Laissez Les Bons Temp Rouler!!!

Pronunciation: (lay say lay bohn tohn roo lay)
Meaning: Let the good times roll..... baby (in French)

Our New Orleans trip was fabulous. Elizabeth, Mike, O'Neil and I had met another couple Mike and Pat for a night of drinking and eating. We had such a good time. We ate, shopped, and partied New Orleans style. We stayed at the Prince Conti in the French Quarter. Oh how I loved the Victorian style rooms. Then we went to the Port of Call, which is a burger joint in the quarter that my family owns, and ate a burger the size of a half a cow and boy was it yummy... slirrrrppppp. After eating the cow we walked it off by shopping a little bit in the rain. Yes it was raining but it didn't stop us. Sure didn't. Checked in our hotel and while we were waiting on Mike and Pat , Elizabeth and Mike came to hang out in our room. When she walked in she was laughing her ass off and had to tell me that Mike was laying on the bed checking out how comfortable it was ( yeah right, we know what he was checking for , Wink Wink) and she noticed that he had been walking around with his tag still on his shirt.

(Elizabeth made him re-enact the whole eating the hamburger scene so everyone can get a good laugh. Glad he's such a good sport. This would only happen to Mike.. POOR guy!!!
It was some funny shit. Once we got a good laugh then we realized that's why the waitress was laughing when she handed him the bill.. BWHAHAHAHA!!!
Then we did some shopping (Elizabeth and I), the boys just tagged along and of course the shopping was for ourselves. We went to Metro Three because I had to have some shirts from there. It's a mom and pop screen printing shop on Magazine Street in NOLA and they have some cute cute shirts. Here are the ones that I did buy.

Make Levees Not War.. You have to be from here to appreciate this because New Orleans is way below sea level and it's levees holding the water back from the city.

Oh how I love this one.
If you have never been through a hurricane you will not appreciate these as much as I do.

Anyway..so then we shopped at Lush. We bought some bath ballistics. Oh they are great.

That night we at a Tujaques where I had crawfish Bordalais...yummmmmy!!!

Once we were finished stuffing our belly's we heading on over to Pat O's for some drinks. I can't speak for anybody else but I was feeling nooooooo pain and I don't believe Elizabeth was either.

This was a fountain in the courtyard

Of course us having our mugshot taken..we are camera hogs

Oh geez the next morning came around and I sure didn't want to get out that king size bed. It was soooo comfy but I did and dragged my hungover ass to the shower so we could go eat breakfast at Petunia's, which is definitely what I needed. Elizabeth and I(the camera hogs that we are) did strike a pose for a pic and I don't think we realized that it looked as if Barbie puked everywhere with all the pink. Jeezz I blended with the walls.

After much deliberation I finally after 20 minutes decided to order

the egg white omelet stuffed with asparagus..OH MY GOD WAS IT DELISH..anyway..as we were sitting there I was doing my people watching I notice this lady was trying to drink her coffee at the next table over and she was falling asleep. I was sure her head was going to fall flat on the table but it never did to my surprise. Then folks, there was this other guy who need to have some bourbon with his coffee at 9 o'clock in the morning. He decided that we was going to stare me down. Now this guy had to turn completely side ways to look at me. I guess he like what he saw or the more bourbon he drank the better looking I got. hehee.. I was looking some kind of rough that morning. Oh and then there was this poor old man who needed a new glasses prescription because he had on these really thick glasses and the waiter brought him a menu to read over and this is what I saw. I felt so bad but I had to get a pic..I have never seen shit like this before..

He had the paper completely touching his nose. Now I don't know about you but I cannot see shit with a piece a paper that close to my face and I wear glasses.

OK this is what I want you to do...I want you to take a piece of paper with writing on it and put it to the tip of your nose and read it. YOU CAN"T FOLKS!!! I so wish he would go see a doctor because he needs a new pair of glasses in a bad way.

Well that was our trip of course there is more but we won't discuss it any further for feear of incriminating ourselves....hehehe

Boy Oh Boy am I Pooped

As soon as I get a chance I am going to post the weekend we had...What fun it was..

102 Things about me

Boy did this take forever...

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? C-section scar

2. NAME 7 THINGS IN YOUR ROOM: TV, Bed, X-Box, PS2, Dresser, 2 nightstands, 2 lamps, a jewelry armoir and a tv armoir..oh hell that's 9 but it'll be ok

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE? grey nokia..i don't like all those fancy ass phones

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO? Everything depends on the mood

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 6 something in the pm on 6-15-1977

6. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THE MOST IN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS?: My plastic surgery in January....tummy tuck and "boob" job...woo hooo

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? I miss everybody i don't get to see often

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? hmmm that's tough for me....i have so many...I would have to say my scrapbook...lots of sweat and tears in that book

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? i know you gonna think i am wacked but I LOVE O'neil's deoderant he wears...that shit smells sooooooo good.... (hehehe)

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? depends

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW: I would be pissed I didn't get to take advantage of the no sales tax in New Orleans tomorrow..hehe j/k...ummm I don't know..I don't like to think about that.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?: hmmm It's been so long ago...i'm not a tit baby....i think o'neil...

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? My fav perfume for fall/winter is Knowing and fav for spring summer is beyond paradise or cool water for woman...fav cologne is Hugo Boss and Intuition...(licking lips)

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't give a shit as long as it is up to date

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT? oh please I am not the romantic..I do believe I asked O'neil to marry me...yep sure did with no shame. It went something like " Hey you wanna get married"?

16. DO YOU LIKE PORN? sure why not

17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? shit i am sure i piss folks off on a regular basis...

18. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? i barely speak english..LMAO

19. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? I have no clue


20. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? yep

21. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? just tell their asses every once in a while

22. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 50

23. WHAT IS THE LAST TEXT MSG YOU RECEIVED? i hate text messages so i don't get many...i think they ar retarted...if you have something to sayjustpick ueead ofall that typing bullshit

24. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? duh! elizabeth's cell.

25. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? not rinsing yur dished after you put it in the sink...that will send me into a rage

26. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?

27. YOUR WEAKNESSES? i don't think i have any

28. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? gulfport, ms

29. FIRST JOB? YA YA'S..IT'S A TRENDY STORE

30. WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? ATTORNEYAD THEN TEACHER

31. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY? CHECKING EMAIL

32. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I am getting plastic surgey on Jan 17th at 5:30 or 6 am and I will be getting a full tummy tuck and my girls will turn ladies.. aka boob job

33.WHY DID YOU FILL THIS SURVEY OUT? b/c eliz tagged me

34. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my makeup....lol WOO HOO FOR MAC

35. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? i would just have to be illegal cuz i have to have my crown

36. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? ugh after the $$ spent in jan I will be getting the big fat ziltch...so it doesn't matter what i want

37. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? i wanted none...agreed to 1 and got 2....but that's ok I wouldn't trade them the world

38. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? my middle name after my grandmother

39. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? nope

40. IF YOU COULD PUT 5 BANDS TOGETHER TO PLAY A CONCERT, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? U2, Motley Crew, Def Leppard, Areosmith, and ummmm hmmmm....

41. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? long long time ago

42. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no to me it looks like a mess but everyone else says it's pretty

43. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO RETIRE? retire..what's that? I will prolly work until I die

44. ANY BAD HABITS? cuss like a sailor, bite my fingernails and the skin around it

45. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? I haven't a clue

46. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? sure would cuz I am cool... :oP

47. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? probably

48. DO LOOKS MATTER? sure do

49. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? scream and cuss

50. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? my mom's

51. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? not at all

52. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? my 18 wheeler truck... i was a tom boy

53. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? way to many

54. DO YOU USE SARCASM? every day

55. EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? yes

56. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? sense of humor

57. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? wednesday

8. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no

59. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS? yes.

60. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? mint chocolate chip

61. What is your shoe size? i use to be an 8 but sinceig girl lost 30 pounds i am now a 7.5

62. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? green, pink and black

63.HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? 0

64. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW? Pap

65. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? sure! i love learning about people as much as i love telling people about myself.

66. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Melana tell her daddy she pooted...lmao and oneil telling her she has rotten ass

67. LAST THING YOU ATE? pizza and salad

68. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? o'neil

69. IF YOU WERE GIVEN $100, WHAT WOULD YOU GO BUY? I am sure more makeup..as if

71. WHO DO YOU THINK IS OVERRATED? parasite hilton, britney spears and her dirt bag husband,

72. FAVORITE DRINK? anything diet

73. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? crown and diet 7 or diet sprite

74. WHAT ARE YOUR NEW YEARS EVE PLANS?: aww that's my 5 year anniversary.. since we had a hurricane and everything is blown away or washed out we will stay at home and ring it in with our pj's on

75. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST VACATION?: hahaha vacation...please what is that

76. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?: hmmmm don't know

77. no question here. what's up with that...is it a conspiracy

78. SIBLINGS? 1 older sister and 1 younger brother.

79. FAVORITE MONTH? december

80. YOU LIKE SUSHI? oh HEEELLLLLLL NOOOO

81. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? under the tuscan sun

82. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? christmas and my birthday

83. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? nope not at all

84. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer

85.Kiss or hugs? neither

86. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? LMAO

87. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWeR THESE QUESTIONS? doesn't matter
88. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? same as 87

89. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Janet evanovich Eleven on Top

99. WHERE DO YOU WORK? city of biloxi in HR

100. WHATS YOUR MAJOR? I have major malfunctions...does that count?

101. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Law and Order

102. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE UP? ugh i wish i could have 2 more hours of sleep

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!

Here is my X-mas card to all my few blog buddies.

Merry Christmas to you

Sharon, I hope Santa brings your digital camera

Elizabeth, I hope Santa brings your hmmmm you have everything..lemme think on that and get back to ya

April, I hope santa brings you a Canon Camera, scanner, your Tahoe, (snickering) umm your gift card to the Express, your teal coat, ect...

Veronica, I hope Santa brings you everything you want.

Feeling better...Thanks!!

Well today I stayed home from work and slept...I moved from the bed to the couch and the couch to the bed...did I mention I slept...my head hurt...and I was so nauseated. I was up 1/2 the night with Melana. She decided she was going to start throwing up and of course then that gets me sick. Poor O'neil...he was having to change our sheets on the bed and Melana's for all the yuck yuck that was being excreated. Yeah he was filled with happiness to be doing that at 1 in the morning. That's ok..It builds character. Tonight Melana and I are feeling much better. She, however, did go to bed mighty early because she was so tired from not sleeping good.

I got to experience some laying around watching trash tv. I will have 6 to 8 weeks of doing that come January. I can sure say that is going to get old.

Well I am thirsty as hell so I am going to go drink a bottle of H20..

WOO HOO IT WORKS!!

YEA YEA..thanks to Elizabeth my banner is working. You so smart sista. I am so stoked. I am just as content as can be for a few days.

Thanks again V for creating my oh so cute banner!!
You're the best !

XOXOXOX

I am going back to bed now. I feel like shit titty ca-ca. This nausea is for the birds. NO I AM NOT PREGNANT!!

What song are you for 2005?

Your 2005 Song Is

Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls "Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" What happens in 2005, stays in 2005!

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Oh how I love this song!!

My new banner....

Thanks to V I have a new banner. It is oh so cute and best of all it looks like me in a cutesy way. Now the challenge is figuring out how to get in on my blog. That may take a while. Hell I can't even get my pic on my profile to work. How sad is that? I know it is not that difficult but it sure isn't wanting to cooperate for me. Elizabeth can't remember how she did her's since she hasn't changed her pic in 2 years and I haven't seen April online lately to ask her so I am up shit's creek without a paddle until I can ask someone. So please come back and see my new banner when I figure all this mess out.

Did I mention I am so friggin excited about my new banner...WOO HOO!!!!!

peace out

OH How I miss the Olive Garden!!

Saturday night Melissa and I were wanting some Olive Garden so bad (Hurricane Katrina blew ours away) so we decided we would drive to Mobile, which is an hour away. Well worth it....oh how the yummy breadsticks warmed my tummy and that delish salad. We waited for an hour and half for breadsticks and salad. Yes I know we are sick. But hey when a girl has a craven she will do anything. I also got me 2 bottle of dressing to take back to the casa with me. I cannot do without my OG salad dressing. I have the recipe to make it but damn you need all of Winn Dixie in your cabinet and then it just don't taste the same. So I buy it.

My weekend was pretty dull. I did however take the kids to a christmas parade but neither wanted to sit on Santa's lap afterward. Can't say I blame them though. He was a pitiful santa. He is what I would call a redneck santa. He had on tennis shoes for pete's sake. I don't think he had teeth either. Who knows.

Speaking of teeth we were in Walmart down by my mother's house and I swear to you my two kids had more teeth in their mouth than all 40 of these people I noticed in Wal-Mart. I don't know what the hells going on down there in the big city of Waveland but it's not good.

ICKY BOOGERS...

I often wondered what the big hype was to a blog. I just couldn't understand until I got mine. This is like therapy for me. It doesn't matter that 2 gazillion people can read the boring things that go on in my life. You see, I like reading about other people so I think they should too. I am all for other peoples dirty laundry. This online journal is my therapy to say what I want to say and it feels good to have an outlet for it even if it is gross to others ( I do not get grossed out)

Like right now I am wondering why is it that I am picking so many boogers out of my nose? I mean really. I picked one this morning the size of a truck. It was so freaking big I don't know how I was breathing out of that nostril. Please help me understand why I am having this problem all of a sudden. I constantly feel as if a loogy is just hanging there for the world to see. I like to call them hitchhikers. Well that is the Thursday thought. I am delirious so I am off to catch some ZZZZZZ's

Peace Out

New Eyes

I am so stoked I finally got my new glasses in and let me tell ya I am sassy. I love the fact that I always just get plain old glasses just so I can see. Well this time I got the transition lens. CAN YOU SAY FABU? I love the fact I will no longer have to put on my oh so cute sunglasses over my eyeglasses so I am able to see. Yes I know I am a fruitcake but hey I don't care. It's either look ridiculous with 2 pair of glasses on or miss everything passing me because I can't see shit. I decided to look ridiculous. I know you are asking well why don't you get prescription sunglasses? UGH NO!! I am way to cheap for that. It's bad enough I have to spend money on glasses much less just as much on sunglasses. No thanks...
I also got some highlights in my hair for something different. I like them for now. Who knows what color it will be next month.

A couple nights ago while I was heating up leftovers from god knows where, because we are the kings and queens of highway food, I kept hearing this "dunk, dunk" sound I look around the corner to find Melana crawling in and out this box and rolling in it on her side.


Do you see those boots. She has to wear them on a daily basis. She wants to wear them with everything from skirts, to pants, to shorts if I would let her. She has to have her boots, jacket and lipstick. hmmm what a combination. It could be 100 degrees outside and she will still holla for her "jacky" , and "whipstick"
Good Grief... SHE IS 20 MONTHS. What do you think she will be like at 20 years. Oh brother please pray for me. I will need it.

Happy Monday

Well it's a Monday, but I must admit it went by fairly fast considering. This weekend I got some shopping done for the kids. They were in desperate need of winter clothes. We went to the gap for the "friends and family discount" they had going on where you receive and additional 30% on all your purchase and for every $75 you spend you receive $15 gift card. Well we got $425.00 worth of clothes for $255 and I mean to tell you these kids are set for the winter.

Pants...Check..both kids 5 pair each
Shirts....Check...both kids 10 shirts each
Sweaters...check....both kids...Mason 2 ..Melana 5
Skirt...check..Melana only 2
Tights...Check...Melana 3 pair of funky fun colored tights
Dresses..check...Melana 2 of the cutest dresses
Shoes...Check..both kids 4 pair each...I think they should have a variety of shoes to choose from...it's an obsession of mine.
Coats...both kids... 2 heavy coats and 2 light coats each.
Hats and Mittens...check.... 2 sets each kid
Socks...check...10 pair each kid
underwear...3 pack for Mason...spiderman...batman..and jimmy neutron

Of course momma had to shop for her also. I went back the next day by myself and racked up on me some stuff. Not much though since I have my surgery set for next month and I have no clue what size I will be when it's over. Anyhoo, I got a really fabu jacket from Gap for $31.49. It was regularly 79.99. I didn't think that was bad. Of course I had to get a sweater or two...heheh..April I thought about you when i picked one out. It was a light teal color...and I bought a striped brown, light brown and teal turtleneck for under it.

Well that's just a few of my shopping bargains. I guess I need to go give the munchkins a bath.

Oh PS..I almost forgot...On our way back from picking Mason up he started singing Feliz Navidad and saying I wanna wish you a Merry "Chrimus" Isn't that funny?

My "ideal" career!!

I stole this from Elizabeth's blog.

Your Career Type: Enterprising

You are engertic, ambitious, and sociable. Your talents lie in politics, leading people, and selling things or ideas. You would make an excellent: Auctioneer - Bank President - Camp Director City Manager - Judge - Lawyer Recreation Leader - Real Estate Agent - Sales Person School Principal - Travel Agent - TV Newscaster The worst career options for your are investigative careers, like mathematician or architect.

What's Your Ideal Career?

This is so funny to me because everybody always wants me to sell stuff for them or their kids because I've been told I could sell ocean front property in Kansas. The lawyer part is funny because I will argue with you until I am blue in the face. This was right on the money for me I guess.. hehehe!!

Bad Bad Girl!

Well I haven't posted in quite a few days. I have been so busy trying to get all the christmas decorations and lights outside for the kids. Well for me also don't let me fool you. Finally got them finished. O'neil was a good sport though. As much as he HATES doing decorations and lights he didn't complain one time until the gnats started munching on his ankles then he got a little upset. I was so proud of him. It was all worth it when it got dark last night to see the kids face light up when they saw the lights in the yard. I will try and take a pic if it's not raining tonight and post.

I will try and post more tonight.