Layouts I have been working on this week

While I was just tooling around at Scrapbook.com I was taking a sneak peak at the products being launched at CHA! I am wiping the drool from my mouth. I just have to have some of the stuff I have seen so far. I put my self on a scrapbook supply spending freeze until the end of January, which is today..oh my...hehehehe...I really need somethings from Hobby Lobby in order to finish a page I have been working on but I am holding off like a good girl. Even though it will only cost me appx 2.50. OH NO my bad side is trying to battle me in my freeze. I will NOT let you beat me. I am strong!!! Now what happens tomorrow is a different story. After all it is February. Well here is some of the Lo's I have completed while sitting my lipoed ass between the couch and the table. I have Crap everywhere. It is scattered all over the house. I will have to photograph it. Is anyone else a messy scrapper like me? Just curious because I make a freaking mess.


She loves kissing her daddy under one condition though...when SHE wants to.


This is a photo frame that I made last night while watching the Bachelor for O'Neil to put on his desk at work.

(BTW...GO MOANA!!) I am rooting for you girl MUAH!!


The title of this page is Tell me about the day I was born and so of course I proceeded with a hour by hour account of it.


Thanking the mom for this title. Thanks Mom!! She said Melana looked like Jackie O with the hat and the glasses. She's such a girly girl.


Melana's first time to the movies...boy was that a mistake... Bet you can't guess what we went to see? Go ahead I dare you!!

Well so far that is all I have accomplished. I sure could get use to this stay at home business. I like it way to much. I like getting paid to stay at home to. That's teh best part of it all. *WINK*

Well I am off to take a nap as soon as the Price is Right is over. Can't miss that when you are home from work. That is a must. Isn't BOb Barker just the hottest old man around? Mmmm...Mmmm..Mmmm (BWHAHAHA)

I've been tagged..hehehe

What were you doing 10 years ago?

I was dispatching for a small police department and running wild and partying WAAAYY to much.

Five snacks you enjoy:

Reese's Cups
Tortillas and salsa (eating right now by the way)
Gummy worms
Gummy Bears
Yogurt

Five songs to which you KNOW all the lyrics:

EEEKKK!! I know alot let me see
Lonely know more-Rob Thomas
Incomplete- Backstreet Boys (geez never thought I would see that day. I hated them back when they were the "bomb" and now alll of a sudden I just JAM to that song.
Don't Cha- Pussycat Dolls ( MEOW!!)
Goldigger- Kanye West (so funny)



Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

travel the world
hire a live in maid
pay for my kids college
share with my mother
own a scrapbooking store

Five bad habits:
Biting my fingernails until they bleed and the skin around them
cussing, hooping, hollaring, and raising hell
Talking about people
Spending way to much $$ on M-A-C makeup

Five things you like doing:

Scrapping
Sewing (when time permits)
Shopping
Buying M-A-C Makeup (ahem! I am the makeup queen)
Sleeping

Five things you would never wear, buy, or get again:

Stirrup pants
anythings 80's fasjion ( but I LOVE ME SOME 80's Music)

Five favorite toys:

Canon Rebel (yeah baby rock on)
Computer
My Pink IPOD
My QuicKutz
My Xyron machine


I'm tagging:

Whoever wants to participate. LMK so I can check out your answers!!

Thanks V :)~

What Company Should You Scrap For?

GIN-X DESIGN TEAM!
Your pages are fun and retro looking...layering of

paper is nothing new to you. Chances are you

are listing to some good 80s music or

watching the Breakfast Club when scrapping!


What scrapbook company should you design for...?
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Okay ..How in the hell did they know what I am listening to and what one of my favorite movies is of all time? Okay I need to contact these people and maybe I'll get published or can buy for them...BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA...yeah okay..hold your breath!!

So Many Questions...

Here are some of the answers to the questions I have been receiving regarding my journey into plastic surgery..

It honestly has not been that bad. Not near what I expected. If any of you have ever had a c-section that hurts worse than a tummy tuck. I say that because at least with the tummy tuck it's not going all through the muscles. The lipo was the worst by far. Liposuction is the most painful thing of it all. I don't think you can have any plastic surgery done that would hurt like the lipo does. Whew Wee!! Hey I have pics to prove that crap hurt!!
As far as the girls, oh excuse me they have grown up now, as far as the "ladies" are concerned they did not hurt one bit and still don't. If all I was having done was the ladies I would have went back to work the next day. Everyone kept telling me the day after is the worst but I never experienced a bad day. Everyone was shocked how well I was and am doing. I am just now starting to stand straight up. Thank god because my back is killing me to be slumped over like that. I guess one would say I have a high tolerance for pain.
I guess I will post some before and after pics so everyone who wants to see can since I have been getting so many request. Sick Folks! LOL J/K I'm the same way I love all that stuff.

obviously before (how gross) obviously after (oohh lalala)

Those are not stretch marks those are from my binder wrinkling my skin by the way...I had to take a double take myself. The doctor said once the swelling goes down (about 3 months) my belly button will be round not a triangle. I questioned that. Geez WTF? Who wants a triangle belly button. Not attractive.

I can't show you the lipo pics they are more gruesome than I thought they were after looking at them again and although it doesn't bother me because I like all that it bothers others and I won't put them through looking at it. So all you get is the tummy.

Would I do it all over again? HELL YEAH in a heart beat. Do I recommend it to anyone? YES I DO.

You know everyone I know always says they wish they would have went bigger and I thought that too until I got a real good look at the ladies and I am glad I let the doctor decide. Yes I couldn't make up my mind so I let him decide. The only thing I wish is he would have put a little more in the right one because it was smaller than the other one to begin with and he put more just not quite enough but you really don't notice. Only I can because I stand in the mirror all morning admiring myself. Yes I'm vain...hehehe The ladies are measured into cc's and so the doc put in a 375 implant and filled the left to 390 cc's and the right is 410 cc's which I wish it would have been 420 but that's ok. Well I think I have answered all the questions if you have more feel free to ask the plastic surgery queen..hehehe

What type of duck are you?

I was making my blog rounds and when I made it to Michelle's blog and she wanted to know what type of duck are you.... so here i am:




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What type of duck are you?

Is it Sunday already?

Since I am off work for 7 weeks the time just fly's by. I cannot believe it is Sunday already. We didn't do much this weekend. We did manage however to spend a shit load of money (not on scrapping supplies either) at Sam's Club. God I hate that place just like I hate Wal-Mart. I leave Sam's and feel like I have been raped. I mean you leave with 300.00 worth of stuff and it's only a few things. UGH pisses me off. O'Neil did however by me some really really good caphelon pots and pans because he was tired of me bitching about my T-Fal. I ruined them beyond repair. Maybe these will last me a few years. For someone who rarely cooks I go through some pots and pans. People around here are so nice i have to say. I was riding in the handicap cart you know that is at all the stores for the disabled and i was trying to get out of it to get something and all these people wanted to help me. I thought that was nice. Then I am leaving Sam's and of course O"neil just up and leaves my hobbling ass and continues on ( a girl can't get any respect around here) and goes to the truck which was parked 3000 miles away in the very last parking spot in the lot it seemed. This lady come running up, Miss, Miss, are you ok can I help you. LOL i said oh no I am fine I am just trying to make it to the car. I just had abdominal surgery and so I can walk straight or fast. She said oh okay i just wanted to see if there is anything i can help you with. I thought that was nice also. I must say folks I am really, really diggin the new "ladies". They look gooood. Thanks Dr. Richardson (smootches-wink). You Rock!

On to other ramblings: I made O'Neil and frame for his desk with my picture in it so he can stare at me when he is in the office. I thought he would appreciate having to look at me while he is at the office as well. (Snickering)



I also made a page since I have been home. Just 1 though. I can't seem to sit in one spot to long or I start feeling all stoved up. I'm getting around much better though.

This is a rare moment that my two or even anywhere close to each other much less loving on each other so I was happy to be able to get this picture.

Have I said lately how much I LOVE my Canon Rebel. In case I haven't said it in a while I LOVE IT!!!

I CANNOT wait to be able to wear my cute tight jeans and low cut shirts. OH MAN I tell ya...WHEW!! better watch out Biloxi, Greta will be coming through all skinny belly, with her lipoed flanks, thighs and mid drift and the "ladies". SHEESH!!

Well I think while the hubby and Melana is still sleeping (lazy bones) I will go try and do her first trip to the movies LO. Boy was that an adventure. Let's just say we won't take her no time soon.

Okay now I am pissy!!

I am over the pop ups..I did what Kristi suggested, which worked for her by the way, and it is still not working for me. I don't know what else to take off and I am super aggrevated... HMPH!! I am going to scrap a page now while Mason is at his grandmother's, Melana and O'Neil are sleeping....woo hoo for a peaceful Friday nite.

Thursday of Randomness

This is a post involving a bunch of random stuff that has been going on this week.

First I will start with my sweet baby boy Mason. He, as you all know, is 3. Well, Mr. Mason came home with his first homework assignment. I mean WTF? He is 3. Now I know he is smart as hell but homework. Thank goodness it only took 5 minutes to complete because I sure wasn't up to that for tonight. He had to write his name 5 times. He's been knowing how to do that so it didn't take him that long.


Today I received everything I order from QVC except for an extra set of my die's that go with my new QuikCutz!! Yeah I was so excited to get that. If i wasn't so tired I would go belt out a page or two but I am drifting fast.

Here is a few things I got: Some from QVC (damn them for having 13 hours when I am home with nothing to do) and some is from Hobby Lobby (damn them to for being 5 minutes away) I had to get the hell out this house before i just went insane. I was having serious cabin fever)
By the way, hehehe, I am really diggin the handicap scooters that all these places have because we all know I can't be doing all that walking. I so wish I had my camera so someone could have taken a pic of me. Those things have some umph to them. Watch out I'll run ya ass over without thinking twice..LOL





I also bought a storage space on wheels that is multi colored (which I love) for my scrap stuff since I have outgrown the other's. I suppose I will continue on until I have my own freaking room full of storage spots. Tomorrow I will work on the dreaded organizing it all and labeling. Everything has to be labeled. I am a freak like that. Especially when other people dig in your stuff they at least know where to put the shit back.


I am so in love with my heidi swapp foam stamps that April picked up for me from her lss along with the ribbon and primas. I have use some of all of it so far.

Eliz and i did an initial swap so as soon as I give her the goodies I will post what I made for her. They were so cute.

Let's see I think I got rid of all my pop up thanks to Kristi. If anyone gets a pop up please let me know and I will start back at square one. I have logged on a few time today to see if blogger was back up (GRRRRRR!!) and I didn't get one so let's keep our fingers crossed. What was up with blogger anyway? They were pissing me off.

Well I guess I shall go back to the couch and watch something educational (maybe) or actually I bought a gossip magazine. I haven't had my weekly fix of celebrity trash yet so I think I will read that and then take a nap.

Have a great Friday everyone. Wait is tomorrow Friday? I can't keep up.

*HUGS*

P.S. How do i change in my template where it is " x amount of comments I want to change comments to say something else. Do I make sense and does anyone know? If I don't make any sense I can at least blame it on the Tylox and Valium....

To all that are leaving for Vegas (CHA) have a freaking blast and take plenty of pics. I am envious.

Nothing Much Around Here!!

Today was a pretty good day. The walls were closing in and my ass was hurting something feirce from sitting on it so uch so I decided it was time for an outting. My mom and best friend takes turns babysitting me. I like it too. I like being waited on hand and foot. It's a change. However, It is getting old real quick. I am not a lazy person and always use to doing something. I went for my follow up appt yesterday and Dr. Richardson finally took out my drain. CAN YOU SAY THANK THE LORD? Oh my god that thing was really starting to work the last good nerve that I have and i can take a shower now. YIPPY!!! I was having to sponge bath and that was getting old. I decided I was going to go visit Elizabeth and Sharon at work for my outting. It took me 2 1/2 hours to take a shower and get dressed. That's not the kicker. The kicker is it was myself and best friend dressing me. That was frustrating. So I think I am going to stay at home tomorrow. That is way to much work.

UPS ran today and so all the stuff me, my sister and mother ordered from the 13 hour QVC scrapbook day is starting to roll in and I am excited. My QuicKutz should be in tomorrow or Thursday.

Well I have to be going now I can't keep the eyes open and I am starting to ramble and talk out of my head and it won't make any damn sense.

Holla Later!!

OH YEAH P.S. April Elizabeth is mailing your package tomorrow. So hopefully you should have it by the weekend.

Enough ALready....

Okay this sitting around on my butt all day is getting quite old. You can only sit and watch so much tv and sleep. For some unknown reason all I have done today is sleep. I haven't slept this much in a long long time. Now it is 4 in the morning and I am wide awake because I cannot sleep. You can only get comfortable sleeping straight up with your knees bent for so long until your arse starts falling asleep and then you are trying to figure out which way to move to let some blood circulate back. UGH this shit sucks.. Mason and Melana have been quite suprsingly well with me. They understand that I have a bo-bo and they are so gentle and easy around me. Although last night, Mr. Mason has a bad habit, thanks to his daddy, of hitting me on the butt and saying "what's my name? (Yes he taught him that. I swear we are such trash) and so last night Mason forgot about my bo-bo (because of the lipo everywhere) and he smacked me on my butt pretty hard and said "What's my name?" UGH can you say I was seeing stars...I said you name is Butt beating if you don't stop hitting me...he said Oh Ma-Ma I so sorry I forgot you have a bo-bo. Aww I couldn't be mad then cause he gave me a big sloppy kiss and rubbed my head and held my hand as I turtled back to the couch.

I need a vacation! Any suggestions? I want to go somewhere tropical!! BWHAHAHAHA I can hear O'Neil now...vacation...your arse isn't getting a vacation this year so you better suck that up... This is my response...but I now have this rockin flat tummy and the ladies I deserve to show them off. O'neil...HMPH sounds to me you better get to stepppin to our beach and think about you being on a beach elsewhere...

I'm pouting can't you tell?

Yes I live on the beach but who the hell wants to go to this beach. I see it everyday and it's not like it's all that great. Oh Well sounds like another girl road trip for me and Elizabeth. I know she's game...anyone else want to join?

MY SURGERY CAKE!!

Okay if you get offended easy do not continue with this post.

A girlfriend of mine, Jonnine, came by to visit tonight and she was bearing sweets. She brought me a cake welcoming the "ladies" in the world..


Is this not the funniest shit?


My god girl, please take your ass back to bed. You look "ruff"


The girls have officially blossomed into "Ladies"

By the way the cake is very tasty. I can actually say I have eatin a booby now. LMAO

MY SURGERY PICS!!

Don't worry anyone... I am not posting any "gross" pics. I just wanted to say hey and I am glad everyone has been keeping me in their thoughts. Raina the boob job is a walk in the park girl if you want 'em get 'em...hehehehe now the Liposuction on the other hand..WOW that shit is no joke. That is worse than a tummy tuck. I am bruised to hell and back. Maybe I will get Eliz to take pics of that for those of you who want to see. I know some have weak stomachs and can't handle that so I will NOT be posting those. If you want to see them though email me and I will email them back to you. I have no shame...LOL Well here are a few "old Lady " pics to leave you with.

First before the pics let me just tell ya...It's a good thing I am not a stay at home mom I would be sooooo broke. Of course yesterday they had 13 hours of scrapbooking on QVC. Yes you heard me right 13 FREAKING HOURS. Needless to say my mother and I are broke as a joke. But Hey, thanks to mom I got my quick cutz system I've been wanting with another font besides the one it comes with to. I am so excited. See April I have a ROCKIN mom also...hehehehe!! Oh well I am getting tired so I leave you with these pics for now


This is the Surgery Center I had my surgery at. Had to be there for 6:30 am. WOW was that early. I got up at 4 am because I couldn't sleep any longer and took 1 last bath before surgery. Needless to say I took an hour and a half bath that morning.


Day after surgery walking from my bed to the table. Takes me 30 minutes 1 way. hehehe..When I feel the pee pee sensation to start I have to start getting a move on or I WILL pee on myself...BWAHAHAHAHAHA...a turtle moves faster than me these days. I look like a big fat cow but truly I am not it's because I am wrapped up in a bingder with dressing, guaze and a tshirt under it. I can't wait until my belly button heals so I can take a pick for ya'll. They had to make me a new one so it's not all that pretty right now. TEE HEEE!!


This is how I have to sleep at night. Looks comfy don't it? NOT! Jeez I am miserable, but I must say I sleep better like this on the couch than in my bed. It's easier for me to get up off the couch than my high bed. THAT HURTS!!

ANOTHER "GRETA UPDATE!!!"

elizabeth here again. wanted to let you guys know that i went to greta's yesterday on my lunch break and she is doing fabulous!!! i am amazed at how well she is doing. she is getting around, eating, and watching a lot of scrapbooking on qvc...BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

the hoots look wonderful and her tummy is so flat (and i'm so jealous ;)

i haven't talked to her yet today, but i'll prolly give a call in a lil bit to see how she is feeling today. a nurse told her yesterday that today and tomorrow might be the worst as far as pain goes.

i'll update again soon!!!

A "GRETA UPDATE"!!!

hey everybody, elizabeth here...just wanted to give everyone a lil update on greta.

i just spoke to her hubby and he advised that she came outta surgery around 10 o'clock and she did great (of course!! like we thought she wouldn't). she is still sleeping right now and he will be able to go back and see her once she wakes up.

oneil wasn't sure how long she was going to be in recovery or what time she will get to go home, but he'll give me a call once she's all settled in and i'll let ya'll know.

okay, i don't know about ya'll but i'm excited to see those hoots ;)

EEEKKKKK!!

Okay so tomorrow is the big day and I am nervous as hell. To keep my mind off of it today Elizabeth came over and we scrapped. Before we got started we had to make a mad dash to Hobby Lobby to pick up a few "necessities". Everything is a necessitity these days. Anyway, so we come out of Hobby Lobby 40 minutes later broke as a joke but boy did we get some stuff.


Of course these were "needed" things...hehehe

After we got back to my house Elizabeth had given me my "G" package. (We did a "mail" swap so to speak with the theme of our initials) Here is what I received:


I received 2 cards with my initial that was made with a scrabble tile, a magnet that she painted and poka dotted, a flower with my initial on it that is also a magnet but this one is a clip magnet, a picture frame with my initial, 2 post it notes that are my initials (1 big-1 small) a "G" stamp, some "G"ummi Bears (those are my favorite snack to eat in the whole wide world. I am a gummy bear whore) and a "G"reen cool ass gaudy ring. I *heart* gaudy and she knows it!! I also received a pad that is Gemini (which just so happens to be my sign)Gemini's ROCK!!

Okay enough of that on to my creations:







Well I am off to create some more but this time with my mother. I have now corrupted her. Sorry dad!!

Pre-Op was today &.....

the anxiety is really starting to set in now. I don't really know if it is because 6 weeks ago I knew surgery was so far away and now it's 4 days away or what but can I tell you I am stressing out BAD Okay, first my morning started with Melana getting up at 3 am and not going back to bed then I call the surgeons office today to confirm my appointment for TOMORROW and the chick says oh no your appointment is today at 9 o'clock as a matter a fact. OH HELL, Well I look at the clock and it is already 9:30. I am pissed because I know they scheduled my appointment for Friday and here she's telling me it's today. So I call O'Neil who says well shit I can't make it. Now I am up shit's creek because I am such a scatter brain and I only half listen to what's going on. I called Elizabeth who THANK GOD has the coolest boss in the world and she went with me. So I get there and I think I am going to tell him I have made up my mind about the "girls" and Dr. Richardson said I think I would go a little bigger and here's why....blah blah blah...okay so I think I have worked it all out in my head and boom it's just like a man to confuse me more. So now I am wondering if my "girls" will be TOO big or what. UGH the stress of this makes me KRAAZZYYY!! On the other hand he promises I will definitly lose 3 inches from around the tummy area and he is going to lipo my side, hips and love handles above my butt...WOO HOO!! Now from here on out I will have to be very conscious about my weight because I will gain it in very odd places. That's the only bad thing about plastic surgery once you have something done you will never get fat in that place again it moves elsewhere. HMPH!! looks like i better keep the twinkies and powdered donuts on the counter at the store. I know it's normal to have doubts and be uncertain but I am to the point where I am ridiculous. Now this is coming from a person who normally has no care in the world, kinda go with the flow, whatever happens, happens type of girl. I must say I am flipping out and I don't like it. I am such a lucky girl to have such an awesome friend like Elizabeth to keep me sane at times like this.

Everyone Has a Little Dirty Laundry CARD 1

Because there are so many questions I will be asking 6 at a time. The person with the most correct answers I will send you a little "scrappy prize".
Please make sure you put the corresponding number next to each of your answers.

1. What date did Mary Alice end it all, in her perfect house in the lovliest of suburbs?

2. Who never wanted to be caught dead wearing the color black?

3. What food will make Rex deathly ill (other than Susan's mac and cheese)?

4. What's the storLynette buys a French Maid's outfit from?

5. What date had Mary ALice planned her dinner party for her friends?

6. How does Julie get into Mrs. Huber's house to steal back their measuring cup?

Happy playing!!

For those of you who don't watch DH all I can say is I'm sorry, you don't know what your missing. It is sooooo good. It's still time to catch up they are only in Season 2 right now and Season 1 is available on DVD.

Who watches Desperate Housewives?

Props to V for this great thinking..

Okay I need to poll you folks and see how many watch Desperate Housewives. I have the Dirty Laundry game and no one to play with. Every post I will ask a trivia question for those of you who get it right get a WOO HOO!! LMAO. I might send out a few scrappin goodies to the one's who get it right. This will start tonight when I get home and can post the question. I am at work right now. If that's what you want to call it. I work a minute, surf a minute, and so on. You all get the jist of it.

Scrapbook.com

I signed up at Scrapbook.com the other day and I am really enjoying it. It is like 2 peas. I have a 2 peas account but I just look I don't post. I don't think my stuff is good enough for 2 peas so I just look and get some different ideas. Anyone interested in signing up with me (I am gadams615) can click here. It's a pretty neat little site with some extras that 2 peas doesn't have. Right now they are having a $20,000.00 layout contest. Rest assured I won't be entering but some of you should enter your LO's. Lemme know if you sign up and what your name is so I can check you out.

Oh well I adon't have anything to talk about or post so I thought I would share that for you who are interested.

Oh I do have something to talk about. What the hell was up with that fruitcake oncologist doctor on the bachelor. Ugh she was just a wee bit psycho.
Lemme give you a quick rundown for those of you that missed it.
By the way I am in LOVE with the bachelor. he is such a hunk.. {Throbbing heart} hehehe any way on to my convosation:

Fruitcake girl: Hi I am so in so (can't remember her name) I just wanted to tell you that I am ready to reproduce and if you are also then you might want to give me a chance.

Travis: ugh ok then.

What the hell is that all about. You meet someone and talk about reproducing. Geez Louise. Wonder she is 33 and still single. Then she had nerve to go up to him after she didn't get picked and wonder why.

UGH WELL HELLO!@!!! Inquiring minds want to know. She was something. Okay so I am hooked yet again on the bachelor. Did I mention he is a heart throb. It's something about that very defined jaw line....He is definitly MY Dr. McDreamy....

Can You Say....

tired and "pms"ing.

Since this is the last weekend that I am going to be able to do anything for quite sometime O'Neil decided he wanted to take me out on a "date" saturday night. So we decided to go to Mobile and eat dinner at the Olive Garden. I know BIG suprise, so we get there and the chick says it's an hour and a half wait. Holy Hell so what's a girl to do..she wants OG so we wait. I take my buzzer and we head on over to Michael's the craft store and I buy all sorts of schweet stuff. While shopping my buzzer goes off after only 45 minutes. Of course I shit my pants because I wasn't expecting that. I hand everything to O'Neil so he could pay and I haul ass across the parking lot running just as fast as I can. Big girl thought she was gonna die. I sure didn't want them giving away my table. So we ate until we were stuffed like a tick on a dog's arse and headed on over the a movie cinema, that I swear was as big as the Super Target across the street. This was the biggest movie theater I have ever seen. We arrived early and decided we would play video games while waiting for 9:50 to roll around. I saw this photo machine like the one at Chucky Cheese where they sketch the photo in pencil. Of course we had to do it. We took one together and then each of us did a crazy one.

Aww isn't that sweet?
I am suprised he did this with me he is such a fuddy duddy when it comes to pictures. He HATES his picture to be taken.

We look like Chet off weird science.
So we caught a movie, The Ringer, which was funny as hell and headed back to Biloxi. Once in Biloxi we decided to go to Michael's, a bar, for a "few" alcoholic beverages. We ran into a buch of people we work with and we all acted like a bunch of fools. It was a riot. We got home around 5:30 this morning. Thank god my sister stayed the night the kids were up at 6:30. We slept until noon and got up and we all went to Chucky Cheese.

Believe it or not I felt ok but I was hungry as hell. I could have ate that whole freaking pizza. There pizza is not that great either but hey to a hungry girl that shit was awesome. After about three hours of Chucky cheese and other peoples screaming kids and 60.00 later we decided to blow that joint.

I also produced some pages this weekend to send to Mason's Ya-Ya in Guam. I haven't updated her 8X8 in over a year and she is mad as hell with me. Oops!!


I am going to have to send another pic in place of the one that is on the page. It's blurred because like a dumb ass I forgot to change the setting for movement. DUH!


Christmas 2005



All a girl needs is her glasses and "whipstick" according to Melana

Have a great week everyone!!

HELP ME SOMEONE!!

Can someone please tell me why in the hell all of a sudden I have pop ups on my blog. This is the shit's and I don't know how to fix it. Is it just me or is everybody else having this problem?

Today I had planned on doing some sewing and scrapbooking while the kids are in daycare. I have only belted out 3 hooded towels for babies and children that I made for my etsy shop. I just cannot seem to be able to get with it. I have good intentions but I always have hurdles I must cross before I can get started and it just never works out like I planned. My plan was to sew for about 4 hours and scrap for about 4 hours. HMPH yeah right. Here it is 1 o'clock and I am now trying to place an order and upload my photos online to wal-mart so they will be ready in an hour and what do you know...the damn software isn't working properly right now. So I will get none, nada, ziltch, zero, scrapbooking done today. I guess now I will go lay on the couch and watch trash tv while I have no kids and it is quiet.

Tag I'm It!!

Michelle (twistedsoda) wrote:
List 5 weird things about yourself and then "tag" 5 other people to do the same. And then post on their blog that they have been "tagged."

Have fun!

Now for the record I do not think any of these are weird. I think this is normal or should be normal. However, Elizabeth informs me that I am wrong and they are weird. So here it goes:

5 ) I have to go to fine doctors, any dr, OB/GYN, dentist,ect..., it is a pre-requisite. If I make an appointment I have been known to ask is the doctor good looking? If he is not I do not go. To hell with the quality of care if I have to go to the doctor I want some good eye candy to look at.

OB doctor: He is a hunk. A greek hunk at that.
Dentist: He is a hunk also.
Stomach doctor: He is also very pleasing to look at
ENT doctor: He is cute I could do better...

4) I know about designer clothes, shoes and purses like you wouldn't believe. I am always up to date with the latest styles and trends way before they hit sown here. This is Mississippi folks it takes a while. I so crack up when I have something and then all of a sudden awhile later it catches up and it's all the rage.

3) I can tell you more about some celebs life, as if I know them personally, than I can about my own life most of the time.

2) Nasty poopie diapers make me gag until there s no tomorrow to the point where i almost throw up myself. Thank god for my wonderful hubby who most of the time comes to the rescue. Sometimes he likes to see me perform so he can laugh at me. When Mason was first born I would sometimes, if it was handy have to use a painter's mask to get me through those moments if I was home alone.

1) My children have to be in pajamas. I will not be able to sleep at night if they were in something other than actual pajamas. See people, lemme tell ya, that all stems from my mother. She use to say stuff about kids in their tshirts and blah blah blah and going to sleep in that stuff and how it's not comfortable and they sleep better if they are in pajamas. Well hell after 28 years of listening to that you too would think you were a BAD mother if your kids didn't where pj's to bed. I think my kids own about 20 pair's of pj's a piece. That's just in case i get lazy and don't do laundry I am safe. HEY what can I say, they might not have clean clothes but dammit they have pajamas. And yes I will wake then up if they fall asleep in their clothes or anything other than a true authenic pair of pj's.

Ok now tell me, and be honest, is this stuff weird?

Happy New Year....2006

New Year's Eve is O'Neil and I's 5 year anniversary but we decided to do something different this year instead of our usual New Year's drunk fest. I am still not feeling up to par so we decided we would take the kids and go to Pizza Hut. (We are some pizza eating fools around this house) then go to Wal-Mart, ugh wish I had a Target, and do some shopping. Fun huh? After all that we decided to come home celebrate with the kiddo's fairly early and put their stinking butts in the bed. Then we played Family Feud DVD edition. That was unusual and fun. Unusual because O'Neil HATES playing games or cards. We had a good time until 3:30 this morning. What was I thinking? Melana was up at 6:15. UGGHHHH all I could think was please let me get just another few hours. Nope Ms. Melana demanded to get up and eat a Pop Tart. Big suprise. That's what she always wants for breakfast. I am sorry but Pop Tarts are nasty but hey whatever make them happy and at this point this morning, quite frankly, I am glad she wanted something so simple. After we ate breakfast, mine consisted of French Vanilla coffee which I never drink coffee.

These are just a few pics that were captured today of the kiddies:

Melana just walking around


Donovan (cousin) and Mason


Mason with his "go away" face


Me & Melana, she was thrilled to be taking pictures to can't ya tell?

Well that was pretty much our day nothing real interesting, however the scale tomorrow morning will be interesting. I ate like you wouldn't believe.

TSK! TSK! TSK! Oh well it was good